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[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

1. The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
2. The Monster of Sentan
3. The Witch’s Cat
4. Raise Both Children
   
5. Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
   
6. Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
   
7. My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
8. Pirates and Mermaid
9. Eindred and the Witch
10. The Demon King
11. The Cornerwitch
12. Grandmother Beetroot
13. Apocalypse Daycare Worker
14. Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
15. New Year Saga
    
16. A Story About Changelings
17. Ranger in the King’s Forest
18. The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
19. Goblin Men (Canines)
    

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

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21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

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[lesbiacebian]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

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[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[vampiremuney]

@sjweminem

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[thedilfbrigade]

George is out here trying to get laid with a poster at the pride parade at ninety years old

[lgbtlaughs]

This is George Montague, he’s an author who is currently campaigning to have a historic conviction for “gross indecency” from 1974 (PDA with his then-boyfriend) struct from his criminal record. You can sign his petition here!

[iamthecutestofborg]

The epitome of “Distinguished Gay”

[star-otocinclus]

Update as of 7 November 2018, this guy is now 95 years old and is still looking for his apology.

[theamazingsallyhogan]

He’s still waiting for that apology. 

[amara1783]

https://www.change.org/p/a-petition-for-an-apology-to-the-oldest-old-gay-men-still-alive

[one-time-i-dreamt]

PLEASE SIGN THIS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

George Montague, the legend that he was and the ‘oldest gay man in the village’, has passed away peacefully at almost 99 years of age, March 18th 2022, with his husband Somchai Phukkai right by his side.

Per Wikipedia, “His funeral was on 11 April 2022, where there was a procession through the city, which closely followed the Brighton Pride parade route, eventually ending at Downs Crematorium on Bear Road. His hearse had colourful flowers and his iconic sign in the back window. The hearse was followed by a special double-decker bus decked out in pride colours.” Source: X.

Obituary: The Guardian (do read it - his life story is incredible).

George did receive his formal apology in 2017 and you can read it on Pink News. It was so many years overdue but I’m glad he got it regardless.

George told BBC One that he was over the moon with the apology he received.

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[xeniya-deactivated20210801]

Sneak peek and a work in progress of a zukka project I’ve been so excited for 🤍

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[izzac]

(based on this quote by @correct-gaang)

sokka really just Talks Like That sometimes, huh

[ID: It’s a two-panel comic, about a small conversation between Sokka and Zuko, taking place in Uncle Iroh’s teashop. In the first panel, Sokka is drawn from the chest up and he’s in his regular sleeveless, blue Water Tribe outfit. He’s sitting and stirring a cup of tea, next to a cup with honey, saying with kind of a naughty look on his face: “Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice. You sexy, sexy bee sauce”. Behind him, Zuko is dressed up in the teashop’s uniform, and is looking at Sokka lovingly concerned. Definitely more concerned than lovingly, while he asks: “Do you take constructive criticism?”. In the second panel, Sokka looks back at him and like a mad man, he almost shouts: “I absolutely Fucking DON’T”. End ID]

[Nonsensical]

[beggars-opera]

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

[beggars-opera]

But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago

[insufficientdata]

Gilgamesh and Enkidu "loved each other like man and wife" in 2700 BC and ppl STILL act like being gay was invented by Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep in the 25th century BC

[lesbiancinnabun]

Nearly every social species on the planet has a non zero frequency of homosexuality and most likely had for millions of years before primates first evolved and ppl still act like being gay was invented by Gilgamesh and Enkidu in 2700 BC

[beggars-opera]

HAPPY 50TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW!

Originally posted by hesawifebeaterdanusethegun

[beggars-opera]

Premiered at the Royal Court Theatre in London June 19, 1973

[socialist-microwave-laser]

wow i can't believe being gay is exactly 50 years old today that's wild happy pride month everybody

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[dduane]

ALT

...Just read this thread. JUST READ IT.

[dominyk9]

[alex51324]

This is 100% worth reading--important information presented in an entertaining way.

(If you want to know more, many major news agencies have published & annotated the actual indictment documents; here's CNN's version.)

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[fangswell]

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

[sorta-spaced-out]

[wispandwhispers]

happy birthday to the only things ever

[nb-nightwing]

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

[bees-buzzy-blog]

Hey.

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[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[scumbag-fuck]

i have some too

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[dragongirlboy]

Girls will LITERALLY be gay and sleepy